It's a unheard of time to be an American, the kind of with the crippled economy, massive debit, nationwide protests, and fast-approaching presidential elections. With whole that discord and strife, at minutest there's one bright spot up~ the body the horizon - Bristol Palin can at this time legally buy booze and hang confused in bars. Oh, the headlines we'll look!
Bristol turns 21 today, and allowing she may be a living embodiment of everything that's wrong with this country, we'll wish anyone a successful 21st. It's pretty much the no other than birthday that actually means anything, and if anyone deserves to get sh!tfaced and overlook about their problems for a while, it's Bristol. Hell, the skinny girl has Sarah friggin' Palin during a mother.
So drink up, Bristol. Just stay dress in't go crawling into any tents with any drunken rednecks. Or, if you behave, at least bring a condom.
(Photo: ABC)
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